Thursday, September 27, 2007

Pump Up the Volume

Ha! Funny, but true, story. During mommy time this afternoon, I went to the convenience store down the street to get a car wash, gangsta rap CD in full effect. I decided that I would not wuss out and turn down the volume. So I get out of the car and go into the store to pay for my wash and a drink, and there is a HUGE black man smiling at me as I come in.

"Nice tunes," he says giggling. "Is it all Nelly?"

"No way! Akon, Jay-Z, Juvenile, Fiddy. You know," I said smiling.

"That's good stuff!" he nodded.

"Yeah, it's how I roll," I laughed.

And then I got a TRUE DAT! YAY!

Dear God I am such an idiot!

8 comments:

Tessie said...

TRUE DAT. Haha.

He probably told his buddies the same story.

Erica said...

That. Is. Priceless.

Word.

mom of the year said...

Yeah, girls. I'm kind of wondering what his version was. Tee hee hee...

Erica said...

I'm pretty sure his version started with "Yo, I saw this crazy-assed white chick today....."

Tessie said...

I'm thinking it involved the word "cracker".

Erica said...

OOhhh... even better! Can it be "cracker ass" though? I like that way better.

mom of the year said...

I've been called worse at some points in my life, so I'll take it!

Camdyn said...

Good for people to know.